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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8896	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	497426
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2497	Void Gems Collected:	24

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Votes:	5317	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Votes:	6870
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	724	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	7595
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	287	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net