The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	138
Mines Excavated:	3406	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9149	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4778	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	596911
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1671
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6454	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3550
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	399	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	208	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8179	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Votes:	7672
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9157
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Farms Harvested:	761
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org