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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	1478
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	5964	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4836	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	726	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4400	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	9375
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2168	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997
Emeralds Found:	8126	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

play.olympiaearthmc.net