The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	5883	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
New Chunks Explored:	504495	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Buildings Constructed:	29	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2735	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2454	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5019	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	4577	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay