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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7677 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5039 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
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