The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9253	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Potions Brewed:	97
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	5296	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2298	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8503
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	126	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	4003	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!