The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8249	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	4702	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	1974	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1775	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Emeralds Found:	947

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	4201
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2405
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.