The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7356
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	139	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3552	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	8841	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	8789
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	117
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ores Mined:	2101
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	6087
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3669
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8783
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	220
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!