The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1757	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchantments Applied:	282	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8988	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3326
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	851160	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3987	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.