The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	7798	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	497264	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	782	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9442
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	176	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.