The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3394
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	1751	Players Killed by Monsters:	4278
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2183
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2319
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	225329	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6069	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Emeralds Found:	7760	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8601	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.