The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1042	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crops Grown:	8090	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	2579
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Animals Bred:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	88
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ores Mined:	7315	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	7132
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).