The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4062
Void Armor Forged:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mikeland Hunger Games

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LumixCraft

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Void Lands

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Star Shards Collected:	216

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Risen From Prison

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Fandomcraft

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PunchCraft Factions

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	449231
Players Killed by Monsters:	8394	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PunchCraft Towny

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cencraft Network

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RisingAxes

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Towns Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeHeaven

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.

IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US

Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home

Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MaddynCraft

MCMMO, Essentials, Vault, No Grief and Protection Stones. Tired of 12 year old power hungry mods and admins? Try a mature play server for a change.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.