The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	802
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	3325
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	New Chunks Explored:	649338
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.