The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1632
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1629	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CloudCraft SMP

CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

Don’t grief mmk?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	173	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7653
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	238	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

IONCRAFT

Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Empire of the Bear

A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BogRelams

We have fun and have Survival, Creative, HG, and Spleef. Please feel free to donate!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Epic Minecraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

SERVER IP: epic-mc.com , Always Up To Date, 300+ Slots, 5 Epic Worlds, PvP, PvE, No-Grief, Very Easy Home Protection, Multiple Hunger Games Worlds, Player Shops, Huge Building Areas Lots, PVE PVP Arenas, Survival, Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100 Online, Dedicated Server

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	53	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sotaz Minecraft Community

A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

Come join and partake in this grief!

Meet the Staff!

Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

Admin: Rex_is_goof1

See ya on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheUniversCraft

Servers :

– PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Swisscraft

Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

Server Owner: Vittek

The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

mundo-minecraft

Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

FULLPVP server that is still being created, many attractions, no lag, with a survival mine to collect resources, you can also use the artificial mine.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1646
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Skyreach

Creative, FTB, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

We currently run Infinity,Daybreaker,Direwolf,Trident,Regrowth,Cloud9.TCR,Vanilla1.8.x,Vanilla Creative 1.7.10

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3300
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Neostralis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Your journey begins in Hochfels, a remote mountain village. The residents will help you by briefly explaining the most important things to you and sending you to the capital Iakania in the hot air balloon. There the whole world is open to you: Settle down in one of the many player-built cities and build your home there. Your roommates help you and donate items to you. Or venture into the wilderness and conquer nature yourself. Explore our 120,000 block custom world, map unknown terrain and loot hundreds of dungeons! Choose a class and profession, which will give you useful skills. Or pursue exciting quest series through which you can uncover further secrets of the world of Neostralis.

Visit the following pages for more information: → Our website: https://neostralis.com/ → Dynmap: https://map.neostralis.com/ → Wiki: https://neostralis.com/wiki

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	1830
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Creative Build Network

Creative, Factions, Survival

You always wanted a server where u can make your dreams come true? We have what you’ve been looking for: Creative Build! Now you’ll probably ask what we offer you. But that’s easy to answer. We offer: 24/7 online 80×80 starter plots World Edit Custom Plugins Roleplay Commands Griefing Protection If you have any more questions, wishes or discomforts just don’t be afraid to ask our Team. You can reach them on the server and also in TeamSpeak. So what are you still waiting for?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.