The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SocialCraft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! On SocialCraft, you can socialize with friends, while having tons of fun. We have mini games, cool parties, and many more awesome things.

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Our IP is a one of a kind, awesome IP address. It stands for Minecraft SocialCraft US. If you haven’t already guessed it, it’s hosted in the US, so the two owners, Jake, and Willie, play on US time zones. SocialCraft is revolutionizing Minecraft servers, all over the world. We are the first, and the best social server, so be sure to log on to SocialCraft, today!

Willie and I are two friends that wanted to own a server. Our dreams started, when we launched our factions server. After we grew that, we decided we wanted to make something groundbreaking. Our solution was to make a social server. We decided to make SocialCraft. This server is a groundbreaking social server. It does something no server has ever done before. This server is for having fun, and socializing. You can meet new players, and do many awesome things. We have tons of cool plugins, and features such as, plots, mini games, and much more. Be sure to join SocialCraft, today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Maevicore hub

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Maevicore is a server that utilities a significant number of plugins in order to provide a fulfilling experience for all kinds of players – from PVP to RPG, there is something for everyone. We have an economy, protection plug-ins, NPCs, Magic, a huge adventure world filled with quests and much more! We run a no-lag, all fun server, with no white list so all are welcome!

Our Website: http://maevicore.com Our creative server: op.maevicore.com Our Host: http://www.prominecrafthost.com/clients/aff.php?aff=154 Our Website Host: http://www.enjin.com/?ref=5122077 (I would highly recomend Enjin, very easy to setup, easy to use! With a buycraft like feature for free and much much more!!! We are very happy with it!)

This server offers a unique and expansive storyline which uses the Questing system to provide both an impressive and satisfying experience!

As previously stated, we use over 55 plug-ins to provide a great experience. Our server is hosted in USA, alongside both a strong bandwidth and over 30GB RAM, so you can enjoy our server without fear of lag. We currently offer 100 slots, with the capacity to expand as far and high as we want, so bring your friends along because there is room for all on Maevi!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MerkPvP

Join Play.MerkPvP.Com For Fun PvP,Raiding,mcMMO,Factions,Drop Parties, And Nice Staff!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NomadiCraft

Vanilla server with a nice staff and simple rules. Arena for fighting mobs, withers, players. Capture the flag. Several villages and other fun things too. Now accepting new players. Check out JustCurtisxD on Youtube for a tour.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Melancholie

Survival

Melancholie is Minecraft’s #1 Survival community. We offer Regular Holiday Events, Custom Quests, Weekly Resetting Mine World (kill the Ender Dragon Weekly), tons of Loot Crates, Lottery, Daily Rewards, Biome Portals, Active Staff, Friendly and Helpful Community, Custom Economy, Starting Money, Enderfarm XP Farm, Death Chests, Custom Items, Discord, Website and Forums and so much more!

What are you waiting for? Join Us @ Melancholie.Cubed.Pro

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	92	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	2707
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FutureRealms

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

The FutureRealms Network offers a fun collection of various gamemodes. We have been online since 2013 under the name “FutureRealms”. We do allow cracked / offline mode users to join!

Our server IP is play.FutureRealms.nl or mc.FutureRealms.nl, join us now!

The gamemodes we host are: • Towny – Build your epic town with fellow players, in a peaceful environment with optional PvP! • Factions – Lead your Faction to victory with your clan mates in a hardcore PvP world! • Creative – Show your creativity in a Plot based world, with free WorldEdit for all our members! • RebelWar – Enjoy the countless hours of fighting against zombies, players with many kits to unlock!

Website: www.FutureRealms.nl Forums: www.FutureRealms.nl/forums/portal.php Teamspeak 3: ts3.FutureRealms.nl Network IP: play.FutureRealms.nl

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pawncraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Pawncraft is an RPG-style server. We have many plugins running, to both ensure that the server is grief-free (Well, not technically grief-free, but we’re able to find griefers as soon as you/we find a griefed spot and rollback their damages) as well as to provide you with more features in the game, such as portals, for easy travelling (We also have portals to the Nether!), mounts, because, who doesn’t want to ride something? And of course, levels, which include woodcutting, mining, archery, repairing and much much more. We also have an economy and currency system, run by the infamous iConomy. Our currency “Pawn” is used for many things, from purchasing blocks, to protecting your town, to having an easy to use portal that can be used to travel to your town. Of course, we have even more plugins running and you can find out about commands and how to use stuff on our forum.

If you think you like the sound of this server and love playing RPG’s, check out pawncraft.co.uk. It’s completely free to join and doesn’t require any applications. You will be a guest at first but by following the few steps at spawn will allow you to easily make yourself a member. Note: You cannot spawn items in this server (You can spawn items in the Creative world, but to become a member here requires an application). Griefing is not tolerated. For a list of rules, check this thread:http://pawncraft.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=18.0The server has a lot of plugins and thus has quite a learning curve so do please read/watch our tutorials. Please read the server information section of our forum for information on commands and rules.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mavicraft Server

MAVICRAFT FACTIONS VPS SERVER OUR SERVER HAS 0 LAG AND IT IS EASY TO MAKE MONEY. I THINK THERE WILL BE NO ONE NOT SATISFIED WITH OUR SERVER. WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO ENTER OUR SERVER WITH OUR ADMINISTRATIVE TEAM.

OUR TIP:

MAVİCRAFT.MİNECRAFT.TO

78.143.13.253:25565

THERE IS NO DISCRIMINATION. IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT ABOUT A PLAYER, PEN AND PAPER WILL BE PROVIDED FREE OF CHARGE IN THE SPAWN AREA AND YOU CAN SEND IT TO OUR PETITION BOX, I SAY AGAIN, WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR YOU.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkyGrid 1.6.2

The most EPIC skygrid server on minecraft.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dunterra PvP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Factions like you’ve never played before! Dunterra PVP – the one of a kind faction server like no other. Featuring never seen before Energy Factions gamemode, the faction plugin prioritising PvP. No more ugly base defences or complicated cannons, Energy factions brings a unique experience for all players, veteran or not!

With its reasonable amount of custom enchantments and biomes, Dunterra PvP blows factions right out the sky and gives the server extraordinary elements and aspects for everyone to enjoy! Finally, PvP is balanced to perfection with the exclusive treasure-based economy and frequent events including Koth, vote parties, and community driven events. Say goodbye to attack cool-down delays as we bring 1.8 PvP to 1.10 with combat patches including knockback and axe damage fixes. All of this and more on Dunterra, featuring both 1.9-1.10 support. Factions just got a whole lot better.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	5221

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Keangdom

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

slowly building up in a pre-beta stage

Our focus is to remove all the worries associated with online Minecraft, so you can have fun and make friends while playing the game we all know and love!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sanctum

Hardcore survival in version 1.6.2 We have awesome plugins like MCMMO and a great economy plugin. We have great staff members some being bsand, Noble1xCarter, barneyofmen981, and our admin mixon87. We have a survival world along with another world that is in the creative mode we like to call “The Sandbox”! We also have a donations program – when you donate you will recieve specials perks and fun permissions. Enjoy!! IP: mc.sanc.us

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MyMinecraft – Enhanced Survival

Survival
Monsters/Animals/PVP: Yes

Max Players: 200

Server Mod: Bukkit

Active Forum!: http://www.myminecraft.com

TeamSpeak: myminecraft.com

http://maps.myminecraft.com/ to view our world

Whitelist: No — Simply read the rules while in game, and agree to them. You simply chat the password that appears while reading the signs, and you will be instantly granted building rights on the server.
This server does not require a whitelist. If you would like to read the rules before joining, please visit http://myminecraft.com/threads/rules-everyone-please-read.64/ If you agree to the rules, simply join the server, follow the sign to RULES, and the password to become a member is posted. It changes weekly, simply chat the password and you will be granted building rights on the server..

We have teamspeak available: myminecraft.com

We’ve been around since September of 2010, started out with hMod, so plenty of admin experience around the server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Join today at: playicmc.com Also on BEDROCK AND MOBILE! ICMC Pure Survival is a server aimed at providing a nostalgic experience with classic gameplay mechanics. OLD PVP mechanics are utilized along with a simple server design built upon a server dating back to 2012.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	652182
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

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We’ve been around since September of 2010, started out with hMod, so plenty of admin experience around the server.

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