The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3766
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	791910	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VirexGames.Net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to VirexGames.net

We offer you a lobby system in the alpha version and a SkyPvP server with several Features that are extremely well adapted.

With us you will find: monsters, players, events, clan systems and much more…

If you have any further questions, please visit our Ts3 server: Ts.VirexGames.net.

We look forward to your visit,

Euer VirexGames-Team

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Velocity Network Economy Survival RP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Velocity-Network is a modern city roleplay and economy server in Minecraft. The gameplay takes place in a massive world full of cities and towns that are built and operated by both the government and the players themselves. The server offers endless possibilities for whatever it is the player decides to pursue. It can be everything from getting a good job and renting a nice apartment to creating the largest corporations and building the highest skyscrapers the most luxurious mansions. In other words – the world is yours.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Redstone Network

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

•IP: TheRedstoneNetwork.com•Website: http://www.theredstonenetwork.com•

The Redstone Network: Dutch server with skyblock, creative and survival. Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ZebraFury

Factions

we are an all out faction server are staff are nice and fun come and join us when we open we are still working on the server when we open it we hope that you come and love the server and tell your friends about it and also are website is still in work so sign up and i will update you when we open the server to the public and we all hope you like and we are looking for staff right now so just go to are website and apply i will be making an application forum for everyone to use soon

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Flan-Z Reloaded

Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FLAN-Z RELOADED —— A world awaits you full of misery, despair, hunger, depression, thirst, betrayal, and bloodshed. When one experiment was one too many, and changed the face of the planet forever. Zombies roams the lands tormenting the remaining survivors. Trust was a beautiful thing, but now trust seems to be a silly word. One can never watch his own back enough, for they will not know whether he will be stricken down by a survivor, or a zombie. Welcome…to Flan-Z Reloaded!

Whether you’re a minecraft veteran, or a new player to the game, you will find your place here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mystic Empire

Factions, PvP

Welcome to Mystic Empire! Mystic Empire is a new factions servers, which welcomes new members with joy. Everyone is welcome, and our goal is to make a nice, enjoyable community. We do events, we hire staff, and at the same time we have fun. Thank you and see you around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mines Excavated:	3070
Buildings Constructed:	33	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ores Mined:	8607
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arandaria

PvE, PvP, Survival

Arandaria has no protection outside spawn and greifing and raiding are allowed. This is a brand new server that has only been out for about a week in order to get things working right. Difficulty is set to hard and the world border is set to 150k with plans to be removed entirely.

In order to spice up Minecraft mcmmo and Vampires (massivecraft version) have been added. The combat abilities in mcmmo have been weaken by a significant amount (in most cases half the bonus damage) to adjust for balance.

All staff is extremely friendly and held accountable for what they do in a fair way. If you are treated unfairly by the staff it will be the staff not you who are punished. We also have several anti-cheat/xray plugins to help take care of hackers quickly and efficiently.

Rules: 1) No Hacking/Xraying 2) No Racism 3) Spamming 4) No posting inappropriate links in chat 5) Greifing IS allowed 6) Swearing IS allowed (within reason)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeClash Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

PokeBuilder (customize your Pokemon’s attributes) BackPacks (collect and store stuff on the move!) Always up to date! PokeParticles (gain items which hold auras, used to give Pokemon cool looking particles!) PokeHats/PokeSash (Look Stylish with both PokeHats and PokeSashes!) PokeHunt (use /hunt to check out which pokemon to catch and earn rewards!) PokeDex Completion Rewards (complete the pokdex and earn rewards every 10% completed!) Level System (earn EXP from doing various pixelmon related activities on the server. Each level gained rewards you with a key!) Newer Server! (that means a fresh start, and a chance to build a tight night community!) Global Trade Station (sell and buy pokemon to and from other players) DayCare (deposit Pokemon into the daycare just like in the games watch them gain levels and breed!) GYMS (ultra competitive gyms with a different tactical A.I to give you a challange!)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kingdom of Blys

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

the Kingdom of Blys

This server is all about sailing and naval combat we utilise movecraft to let you build your owns ships and control them Be a Pirate! We offer plenty of ways to fight including torpedo’s and cannons. So always watch out because a pirate may be lurking! Is the pirate life not for you? Settle in a town and become a merchant, miner or woodchopper. With McMMO there is always plenty to do. Sell your plunder or wares at one of the shops spread across the map. Watch out though as these shops are often guarded by pirates! Brew special drinks and discover recipe’s. Who can brew the best drink? We also have a custom map consisting of a nice and deep ocean for your ships. Plenty of underwater temples. And numerous islands for your town! Ofcourse this all couldn’t come without our custom plugins. For example a diving suit that allows you to dive deeper and further than ever before! website: http://www.blys.enjin.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AntCraft Factions

Factions, FTB, Mini Games

Welcome to AntCraft Factions! Factions plugin being configured at the moment! join first and get an OP diamond sword named how YOU want! 😀 Small at the moment but will extend from 12 slots. PVP, GTA being added when more slots are available. Thanks and tell your buddies about AntCraft Factions! 😀

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2063
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InstaMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon, Skywars

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ZexuCraft

Survival, Vanilla

This server is new! Just plain vanilla Minecraft. Its fun and you should join. Just do not be rude and you are good to go. So come by and join our server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UnitedCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to UnitedCraft! This is one of the best factions server in minecraft. Players can create a faction, raid, pvp with friends and many more! This server uses awesome, high quality and custom plugins so that the server will have a good performance and players will have an excellent memory in the server. The ranks, money and items are quite cheap in the server store. What are you waiting for? Start playing UnitedCraft now! I guarantee everyone will love this server! Don’t forget to vote for the server and donate to the server to support the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LixWorlD

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

LixWorld Minecraft Server http://www.minecraft.org.ru Version Games New Play with friends. All for you. Buildings are saved Suggestions – [email protected]

It is a modern and rapidly developing project! server cards on different topics, the latest version of Minecraft, a variety of fashion, no lags and dyupov, allowed almost all the items for a full game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	3711
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Multimining-Netzwerk

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

We welcome you to our “Survival4You!” Minecraft servers!

The Idea Are you looking for a German Minecraft server that is stable and highly available? Fellow players who would also like to support you in your beginnings? Are you tired of ugly buildings that just don’t fit in with the world? Griefers constantly destroying what you built? Would you like to be your own boss and manage your members yourself? Great, because then you’ve come to the right place on our server!

Join us now, take part at the very beginning and influence how history and the landscape in the world take their course!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.