The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Potions Brewed:	105
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mc.Legacy.com

Anarchy, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone!This is a Romanian server but we also have english instructions and our staff can speak as well english. So do you wanna join, being in a team and build your own legend or going into the darkness like a lone wolf.We like vanilla servers because nothing can change the vanilla taste. Every time you will join you will remember those days when you were on singleplayer and u were trying to live as long as u can. We promise you that you will never forget those moments, Our server has an unlimited world enchanted trades and random teleport. I hope u will enjoin! And as always stay vanished! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Porkchop PvP

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

PorkchopPvP Server IP:192.99.173.168:25565 Come play on the newest & coolest faction server to date! We are a new Factions based PvP server built to provide a relaxing yet intense pvp environment. With the combination of McMMO and other great plugins we offer a thrilling PvP experience! Our staff are constantly on to manage players and handle issues, but as the server population increases we will be looking for moderators to manage population. We will be viewing applications through our Enjin website, NOT through the server. If you fit our requirements, please apply! We are also looking for Youtube & Twitch members who help promote the server, you can also submit an application on our website for these positions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3028	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

1Blockoff

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Custom Terrain, Custom Nether, Custom End Slimefun (with multiple addons) Live server map Wiki with actual updated information (with more being added) AuthMe (Auto login once registered) Server Shop Towny Public xp farm

Description Semi vanilla server with a chilled non-pg community however we aren’t excessively explicit so we cater for a variety of age groups. Upon entering the server you will be required to register to the server before gaining access to commands. (Auto-login enabled after registering)

Always updated to the latest version

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crops Grown:	5627	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

luis_gameplay

Parkour, Skywars

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

battalionPvP

KitPvP

Have you ever wanted an amazing free for all kohi type server? Kits, earnable kits, and an amazingly fun experience? Check out our server! We offer some of the top quality server specs and staff known to man. Check us out right now and you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crystalline Benderz

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Do you have what it takes to be a master bender Or do you just want to build in peace What ever you want to do, you can do here. To start, you choose one element to bend. -Earth -Air -Water -Fire All are equal, but will become stronger, the better you become at bending. Custom Ranks!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	361414	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

rainbowNation | Friendly | Survival

Survival

We offer our guess only the finest in amenities: – Open world survival – Grief prevention: Claim land immediately and start building! – Auctions: Sell your excess goods – Marriage: Have someone you fancy? Well now you can marry and be conjoined forever! – McMMO: Skills that bring a unique experience to your game play. – Casino: Antsy to try your luck and get rich quick? Well now you can! – Friendly community: Feel part of a friendly community. – Lottery: Casino not doing your gambling habbit justice? – Custom Crates: Be the first to find keys and unlock rare and secret items. – Jobs: Get paid for doing the tedious jobs you would do anyways.

Totally original, RainbowNation

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Soulcraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are a server looking for staff and a devolper!

Make sure to check out our website scoutcraft.enjin.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NewLiberty

Economy, Factions, PvP

Savage factions the best factions server in the world We have koths daily and we give away ranks and crate keys all the time Vote for Crate keys!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Special Craft

Skywars

A very cool server, it has sky wars, survival games, sky block and everything else, usasahsuha and that’s right. Wow, the description has to be 100 characters, wow, it takes a while, it’s 100 characters, my god.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StainedRain

Factions, PvP

StainedRain is a server dedicated to Factions PvP! On the server we have a voting system, that rewards you for voting, VIPs, daily and weekly kits, high performance server, with 2GB of RAM! The player capacity is 24 at the moment, but if we get donations, the size will be upped! JOIN US NOW!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Laikiux.lt Minecraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: mc.laikiux.lt Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Void Gems Collected:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GloryPVP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Welcome fellow minecrafter! Want a new faction/pvp server to play on then join us GloryPVP! We are mainly a faction based server with amazing plugins and soon enough we will have custom plugins and stuff once players start to join anyways… Oh did i mention that theres No Lag! Join Today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TownyAge

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Towny

TownyAge: The Ultimate Towny Experience. 4 years and still going with an amazing community! A very mature server that allows profanity and “adult topics”. We don’t tolerate those who aim to ruin the experience for everyone else. Our goal is a super chill experience with some super chill people.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Items Found:	7513	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WhatTheCube

PvP

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.