The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	18543
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Xyphrus Realms

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Xyphrus Realms is a server created by Evanticus that was completely aimed to be a small, fun community where players can enjoy themselves in various worlds! Our worlds that we offer as of now are Skywars, Survival Games, and Towny! Each of which has it’s own unique gameplay experience for each and every member that joins! So join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Zombie Dances:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineTeam Network

Creative, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MineTeam Network! Spanish Server Version: 1.8.X – 1.9.X – 1.10.X —— Modalities (At the moment): – Skywars – FullPvP – EggWars – FFA – Creative —– What are you waiting for? play.mineteam.es

TWITTER · @mineteamserver YOUTUBE · MineTeam Network

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3466
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ShipaiCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

Welcome to the best server in taiwan, expirence the most modern buildings in the minecraft, take a ride on the high speed rail, metro, lightrail, and even the CARS, join now!!! Owner: ElementeHK, CangyuLin, TigerWongFTW

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anembra Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Most importantly, we do not accept anyone with even a hint of a child after our application process.

If you are, been told, or generally known for acting like an insolent child – do not bother joining.

If you’re on the other hand are a mature and older player we welcome you with open arms. Here you’ll find lots of interesting players all joined for enjoyable, casual gameplay on a solid server and a lively community.

We’ve been around for years running servers but the current setup is from February 2014 with frequent restarts and powerful hardware ensuring a pleasant experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aquanios

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aquanios a 1.10 private whitelisted Minecraft vanilla server. Apply now to have the ability to be a part of a friendly growing Minecraft community. We are currently accepting new applications. Join US at Aquanios. Apply at aquanios.com Minecraft Has A Soul This Is Where It Lives The Aquanios Server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FunHouse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

FunHouse – 1.9 – 1.14 Our Discord invite —>> : https://discord.gg/EchJnpT Awesome new Sky Block unique in its features !New Tower Defense inspired by Bloons Tower Defense and done the Minecraft way! With several maps both single player and multi-player . Check it out! Every WeekEnd is Triple Experience . Have tons of Fun . Lots of Games . Things to see and Build . Dedicated 24/7 powerful lag free server, PVE/Creative , stable economy, lot/chest protection, Multi-world universe system with their own unique purpose. Worlds: FunHouse – Creative . Lots of already built buildings to explore , along with an Amusement Park themed town . With areas still available for you to add your creations to the Town . Earth – This is Survival as it always has been . It is dangerous at night , so don’t leave the house unarmed . and many more worlds with various mini-games : Epic SkyBlock, SkyWarsX, BuildBattle, Splegg, TNTRun, PaintBall (Solo and CTF) and Potato (a TNT Tag like game ). I am working now on new games like Murder Mystery and building the network up , New team SkyWars maps on the way .I am open to suggestions to what all of you want .

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	746898
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Unique Dimensions

Survival

I deiced to host a minecraft server… I am a owner on a server called Pyro Realms and I just set this server up quickly. We have no staff ATM.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocks and Stuff

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our Minecraft Server is a 15+ Spigot server that provides an enhanced vanilla experience. The focus of the server is Survival Minecraft, however we also provide a Creative world “The Flats” for everyone! We welcome everyone of all shapes and sizes! We have no mob griefing, keep inventory is on, a Rupee (emerald) economy, custom mob drops, a assortment of plugins to make life easier, and a custom world made by Moonti!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Farms Harvested:	779
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Erraggon

Creative

a private server with only 2 people on it plz do not entre this server with out perrmisson and please i mind and this server is a 1.9 only server lolololololoololololololololololololololololollolololololololololoololooooo

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LatinWar

Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

– PLAY.LATINWAR.NET –

– No Law – No premium / Premium – Factions / SurvivalPvP – Version 1.8 / 1.9 – SkyWars – Hunger Games – FFA – Survival Epic Biomes – Anti Hacks Much more! 😀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Skyhammer

Towny

Hello! Welcome to SkyhammerMC! This server includes the following: -Bending -Towny -Friendly Staff -And much more! Join today and ask any staff for help! Please follow all rules with /rules

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	885	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArdakazMC [1.8-1.20] Survival & Creative

Creative, Survival

ArdakazMC is a chill and friendly Minecraft server with survival and creative worlds.

Join with Minecraft 1.8-1.20

Discord

Survival Features– Land claiming– Chest shops– Infinite world (no resets)– Dynmap

Creative Features– Up to 4 plots for one player– Custom items & skulls– WorldEdit– Advanced plot customization

Rules– No griefing or stealing– No cheating– No spamming or advertising– Please treat all players with respect!

Enjoy! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MYTCraft

Factions

Hello, this is a brand new faction server. The leader is a youtuber with about 6700 subscribers.

WE HAVE:

FACTIONS PVP CRATES CUSTOM PLUGINS ——————————————————————————————–

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UniversalRealms

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We would like to welcome you to our new Pixelmon Reforged 7.0.7 server. We here at UniversalRealms strive to do the best we can when providing you and your friends with an amazing social/gaming experience. We are working around the clock to add new features everyday and to provide the best player support we can. If something like this interests you why not stop by and see for yourself. We hope to see you in game soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC Civilization

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

A server dedicated to fun factions game play. We run the server with plugins that work well with factions (MCMMO, Jobs) to enhance your experience. We are committed to creating a server that any minecraft gamer could enjoy. Server runs with the latest version of Minecraft (1.9.4).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!