The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Refugee Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

This server is an economy based server with a bunch of mini-games to play, it is currently under construction as it is a new server. we hope you enjoy your time here at The Refugee Server.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WELTEINZ

Survival

Hi, this is WELTEINZ and this is our Server..

First things first – If you are looking for a very small and even slower growing community which is pretty picky about their members, then the following might be right up your alley.

This vanilla server is running since 2012 with the same map, wich means if you want to use new biomes, blocks or items you will have to move – it’s up to you to challenge yourself and start all over again or just take stuff with you.

As I already said, we are a very small community. 4 to 5 people are playing on a weekly base, the rest about 10 is jumping onto the server every now and then.

Average age of our community is round about 30. Would be nice if you fall into that range, but exeptions can be made. You’ll need to be at least 18 years old – no exeptions here.

If you feel addressed we would be very pleased to hear – [email protected] or https://discord.gg/PEF2FXq from you!

Zed

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lavender-mc

Balanced Economy, Survival

🎮Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

🔍 Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil Pokémon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

🗺️ Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox Pokémon roam. Can you catch them all?

🏛️ Summon Legendary Pokémon – Build shrines and summon legendary Pokémon to fight by your side!

🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical Pokémon for an epic battle!

🎨 Over 200 Custom Models – We’ve added over 200 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

🔗 Join Us Today!

Server IP: play.lavender-mc.com

Modpack Link: [Lavender-MC Modpack]

Are you ready to embark on your Lavender-MC adventure? We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Too Many Cows Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

– Grief Prevention: claim land with a simple tool to prevent griefers from destroying your work – Mob arena: play the mob arena, battle waves of monsters and bosses for fun and rewards – Economy: trade with other players for items, or sell and buy items from the server shop – mcMMO: increase levels while doing things in Minecraft to unlock extras and compete with others on the leaderboards – Ranks: gain xp to unlock xp and gain a nice big number next to your name in chat, and compete on the leaderboards – RandomTP: instead of having to walk out of the spawn, teleport instantly to an empty, random location in the wilderness – CoreProtect: griefing can be rolled back by notifying an admin – TreeAssist: cut down and replant trees instantly, no need to chop the whole thing down to get its wood – Essentials: includes many commands central to playing, such as /home, /warp, /tpa, and more

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GiowiLa

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Fatality Network is a PVP based network. At the current time we only have factions available, however we’re releasing games such as FFA, kitpvp, mini-games and a lot more!

We have many custom plugins, made by our amazing developer(s), and reach a player base of 50+!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fiskheroes server

Adventure, Survival

THE FISKHEROES SERVER–ADVANCEDFISKHEROES.NET–THE OFFICIAL ADVANCED FISKHEROES SERVER–Welcome to THE FISKHEROES SERVER, a 1.7.10 Modded Superhero Minecraft server running the FiskHeroes Mod. The server offers a vast variety of Suits that players can enjoy and have fun with.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mc-ages

Bed wars, Custom Enchants, Jobs, MCMMO, Minigames, OneBlock, Ranks, Skyblock, Small, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x.

We have 6 servers to choose from. Park Age (mini games), Towny, Industrial (survival), Dark – an interesting twist on survival and Skyblock.

If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!

Play solo Or join a guild, team, town or island

* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Oneblock, Industrial & Skyblock), gaining perks as you go.

* Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings

* Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests

* Build the most amazing structures to show off to the community.

* Go mining in the mining world and discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs!

* Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny, Oneblock & Skyblock), by being paid for: farming, building, mining, hunting and more.

* Rise to the challenge of our many quests.

* Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish, fishing quests and of course, regular fishing competitions.

If you fancy a relaxed, friendly, growing community experience, come and spend some time here and give us a try.

We’re looking forward to saying hello.

We also off cross-platform comaptability, so Bedrock players are also able to play.

IP: 67.222.142.243 Port 25566

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TreeChop

Survival, Vanilla

About

TreeChop is a whitelisted SMP server established October 7, 2016. We are a very new server that is looking for a great community. We hope that through our adventures on this new server, we create an active, big, and friendly community! We would love to have you join our new community and help us create an awesome environment for everyone!

If you would like to apply for this server, simply go to the link!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wA3rKmm-KJcHRf48lTf38S-2fdgGmpebl9S0m9ejaK8/edit?c=0&w=1#response=ACYDBNjK8RHkJsFmPRClJMg9UQ4vtTGRQ1nq_y6st31WPuLGwbMfrrFn0PkFAz8

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

P-Craft

Survival, Vanilla

Small friendly survival server to play on with friends or by yourself. if you are playing alone and come across someone elses creations ask about it without stealing and destroying it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Aquacraft

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

🌟 Discover the Epic World of Minecraft! 🌟

🔒PrisonOP: Forge your path to freedom! Mine, trade and create alliances in a fight for supremacy.

💎 Skyblock: Build your kingdom in the skies! Start from scratch on your floating island and reach new heights.

⚔️ Coming soon: Skywars and Bedwars: Prepare your skills for exciting aerial battles and bed challenges.

🚀 Join now and be part of this exciting adventure on our Minecraft server. The fun never ends! 🚀

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	606

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AusRealms

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

AusRealms is an Australian run survival Minecraft server. We pride ourselves on a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home! We are a completely setup server that you can play on without you having to wait until things are fully developed. We have a big rewards program set up to reward you for playing on the server with rewards that include flying, chest shops and many more.

Most players report an average response time of 111ms!

AusRealms host regular events such as Monthly build competitions and a variety of other competitions that you can participate in for a bit of fun and earn some rewards along the way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Skyecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Skyecraft is a kingdom-based server where peace is not a common commodity, war is raging throughout the world , you must choose which kingdom you want to become a part of and fight alongside your friends, or against them!!! join now!!

-Skyecraft team

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkycraftSlimefun

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

Skycraft Slimefun Survival Server! 1.10.2! There will be extra plugins such as: McMMO, Stacked Mobs, Infernal Mobs, Insane Mobs, SimpleFarts, ChopTree, and More

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Night Factions

Factions

New Op Factions server looking for a few more staff members and all new players are welcome Only helper and Moderator are open for new staff positions right now

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blazesmp

Balanced Economy, Nations, PvP, Towny, Wars

BlazeSMP is a romanian earth-nations minecraft server which is active since 2022.The server was built in english too so that players all over the europe/world can join our server.

This server is kinda different because it has some textures that are changing the game a little bit.Not too many textures because it’ll destroy the feeling and experience of “Minecraft”.The server is based on towns and nations of course and the experience of this amazing server should be realistic and diplomatic.

We will try to offer you the best quality and the newest and best things and plugin we’ll able to add!

For more questions you can enter our discord server to open a ticket or just contact our admins; managers or developers.We hope you will have fun on your great community!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.