The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Luminex – Semi RPG

PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Luminex is a premium Minecraft network focused on survivals. We currently have 2 realms which has different things for each.

Aurain Realm: A Towny server with RPG’s aspect in it! Create a town and build your town. Conquer the world with your town!

Edrien Realm: No Grief Survival server with some splash on mixes. Slimefun and many more addons!

Join Us Today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hunter craft

The Best network. No lagg, No hacker. There are Many Features like unique Name Of Rank , Custom Store and Many More You can Join and Enjoy !

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CakeyCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

We are a Minecraft community survival server, we use to be a huge server called PhaseCloud, but we ran into issues and we couldn’t do it anymore. We decided to create just a survival server with a fabulous economy called “CakeyCraft”. CakeyCraft is a friendly community with tons of people who play survival, to building towns, to roleplaying, you name it! You can basically do anything on here, well, except for breaking the rules! Come join US today @ 135.148.58.31:25585

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NetherPortal

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

This Server has Creative and Survival and you can level up to get commands and etc. There is: 0.Hobo 1.Noob 2.Memeber 3.CoolDude 4.Elite 5.Mod 6.CoOwner 7.Owner which is impossible to get, We are working on the website now and if you wish to make a suggestion or an complaint then email: [email protected]

The address is: nether.portal.net.nz

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

City conquests

Achievements, Backpacks, Balanced Economy, battle, city, Citybuild, Movecraft, Slimefun, Towny, Townywars

Crafted Reality – City Conquests

Join us in City Conquests – where urban strategy and immersive gameplay converge in Minecraft v1.20.1!

🌍 Massive 50k x 50k World: Embark on a journey across a vast landscape teeming with custom biomes, trees, and terrain. Every corner beckons with mysteries waiting to be uncovered.

🏘️ Towny & Towny Sieges: Lay down the first brick of your empire or ally with existing communities. With the adrenaline-pumping Towny Sieges, challenge rival towns and etch your name in the annals of history.

🌟 Master Aurelian Skills: Elevate your gameplay with Aurelian Skills. Unlock, train, and master unique abilities and specialties that not only give you an edge in battles but also pave your path to becoming a legend in City Conquests.

💰 Gold to Money with /bank: Convert your precious gold reserves into in-game currency, optimizing your trade routes and amplifying your wealth.

🗳️ Voting System via /vote: Make your voice heard, join the celebration, and unlock exclusive treasures hidden within Vote Crates. Every ballot you cast promises exhilarating rewards!

💼 Integrated Economy & /ah: Dive into our bustling in-game economy. With /ah accessible ubiquitously, the market is always just a click away.

🌐 Dynmap: Plan, strategize, and navigate with a real-time bird’s-eye perspective of our sprawling server expanse.

🚫 Balanced Gameplay: Keeping battles fair and exciting, we’ve opted to restrict Totems of Undying, End Crystals, Mending Books, and Enchanted Golden Apples.

⚓ Movecraft & Cannons: Craft and commandeer your vessels. With our advanced Movecraft Cannons, prepare for naval engagements that’ll be remembered for ages. (Continuous fine-tuning underway!)

Experience modded gameplay in vanilla! Slimefun offers a broad tech tree, teeming with singular items and mechanics. From rudimentary machines to arcane gadgets, there’s a realm of possibilities waiting.

🏅 Purchasable Ranks: Elevate your gameplay and flaunt your prestige. Discover exclusive ranks on our website!

🎙️ Proximity Voice Chat Mod Compatibility: Dive deeper into realism with our proximity voice chat, letting you engage in spontaneous, real-time interactions.

The Hub Server: A gateway to our myriad features, multiple game modes, and the heart of our ever-growing community.

🌆 City Conquests is more than a server; it’s a realm of limitless possibilities. From builders to traders, warriors to explorers, there’s a niche for everyone. 🌆

Plunge into the world of City Conquests and sculpt your legacy!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Enova

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Enova provides a different Minecraft experience than the typical server. We believe in letting players build more than just the blocks that make up their world, but also their very society. Make a living running a large company, become the leader of a nation, or live life as a lonely bandit along the side of major transport routes. If you can dream, make it happen – just be wary of other people retaliating.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Stardustcraft RPG

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A feature-filled server with a seamless combination of both survival and adventure gameplay! Create a town, go to war, explore the endless custom-generated terrain of Iskaria and the Wilderlands. Fight against hundreds of custom enemies, epic bosses, and complete quests. Select a race and a class, level-up, and use a variety of spells. Find secrets as you go deeper into the extensive and unique storyline of the lands of Iskaria, Tyrael, and the Wilderlands.

Crave the adventure roleplay experience? Look no further than the realm of Tyrael. Play on a massive custom-built open-world roleplay map filled with dungeons, quests, towns, enemies, and even more bosses.

With many features enhanced with the aspect of roleplay, the only limit is yourself.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sanjitgaming network

Bed wars, Kit PvP, Murder Mystery, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tntrun

Welcome to the SanjitGaming Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Hypixel Server Experience . And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Community .

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bedstemors Verden

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Bedstemors Verden is a minecraft server that strives to engage the players and make everyone feel at home. Both beginner and experienced minecraft player. I run a semi-vanilla server without any major custom plugins, as I feel that Minecraft’s original vanilla factor makes the game not too complicated and helps promote friendships across the server. There is a survival world where Minecraft “beginner” has the opportunity to get to know the game without being killed by the monster all the time, but you still have to learn to survive, because the hunger is sneaking and the lava is still “hot” if you fall in.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkySoup.EU

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

SkySoup.EU is the Best SkyPvP Server 1.8.X – 1.12.X >>>> SkySoup.EU Join now <<<< Best SKyPvP server coming quickly! > SKYSOUP.EU – SkyPvP < Join quickly NOW! SkySoup is a SkyPvP server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Palau network

Adventure, Survival

Server IP: 15.235.160.199:25696

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WOK

Creative, Economy, Towny

TOWNY – ECONOMY – FLY – BUILDNIGS – PVP – DANK MEMES – xd – plz play – am depressed – WE NEED STAFF –

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ModTownMC

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

This Servers is an SMP server with free fly and PVP arena. You can come and build your empire and even set up a shop to sell items. Forum at https://modtownmc.enjin.com/ Ranks available at buy.ModTownMC.org SPECIAL ADDITIONS to be added at later dates. Youtube and Twitch Ranks Available via application process.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crazymc

247, 4Fun, Arena Pvp

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🔥 CrazyMC🔥

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Who are we?

CrazyMC is India’s Best Minecraft Server

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal

And more gamemodes coming soon!

(HAHA NETWORK is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: CRAZY.MC-JOIN.COM

◆ Bedrock Port: 19133

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

vanilla Isles

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This is a 100% Vanilla Minecraft server bringing you back to the roots of the game and thats to play with friends and experience the community.

Rules: * No Griefing *No Stealing *Don’t be too much of a dick(though we value freedom of speech) *Use common sense * Have Fun

(Just because the rule isn’t listed doesn’t mean you cant get banned for doing something you know is wrong)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.