The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

skyblockMC

Skyblock

come join our new up and coming server it is just sky block right now but it will goon be sky grid to and a bunch more. we are looking for staff on EVERY position so please come on in !and join our discord to Discord: https://discord.gg/ZeTA2Nt&nbsp

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Muddcraft.org

Survival

A very simple and basic survival server running always on the latest Paper Server Version.

Building the server out will be an on-going process. Have Fun.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Clan Conquest

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

play.clanconquest.com anyone can join! What is Clan Conquest? The aim of Clan Conquest is to have the most powerful clan around. It is a survival-based game, where you have lots of different skills and levels. You can see these with /profile. As you level up, you can craft better things and use better items. A lot of the items in this server are custom, or completely changed. Placing crafting benches only gives you access to craft some basic items. To be able to get better items, you will need to build or join a Clan. You can start your own clan by buying a Founder’s Block from the spawn shop. This is a server about survival with RPG elemtns, and awesome clans with protected land. Make friends, backstab enemies and become one of the feared players on Clan Conquest!

What version is Clan Conquest? All versions above 1.8 excluding snapshots!

We can’t wait to see you online!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crazylandcraft

Arena Pvp, Crates, Creative, Economy, Landprotection, Mini Games, Plot, PvP, Survival, Tntrun

The most detailed server you will ever play. Several game modes to enjoy and build with friends or other members of the community. Available from version 1.8. We will wait for you!

Events of all kinds every week and played live on Twitch:

Warzone/fortnite mode.King of the hill.Mine event.We accept event recommendations.

Canal de Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/polnogDiscord: https://discord.gg/DG6wsuptFf

If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to enter and ask on discord.

Survival, Creative, PVP, Protections, Anarchic, TNT Run, Paintball, Parkour, Jobs, Economy…

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CloudNation

Prison

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rivalsnetwork

Lottery, Player Ranks, Skyblock, Survival

Feel free to come to the server!The server has a unique mine system, unique islands built by our Architects with their own hands and helpful staff. For those who like PVP, there is also PVP in the aforementioned mine. The server also has Minions, chests that can be opened with a key (you get 4 of each when you connect for the first time), a bag of money, and a shop. If you like SkyBlock and PVP, this server is for you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineFyre

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MineFyre! We’re a fairly new community with a focus on Towny, community-building, and having fun. In terms of the people who make the server shine, we span across the entire global (US, England, Australia, and more!).

Reasons to Join ► Experienced staff ► “L.O.L.” weekly events (large or laughable) ► Towny (no restrictions, anyone can make!) ► MCMMO (14 skills to level-up) ► Jobs (11 to choose from) ► Custom Items (6 tiers + tons of other goodies) ► Free Stuff (Tons of crates you’ll get FREE keys for) ► Vehicles, MythicMobs, Scratch Cards, Fishing Contests, ….

Have a question? Message us on our forum at minefyre.net OR join us on Discord discord.gg/GhxDN9S

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

realcraft smp

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Realcraft SMP A semi anarchy server. We have grief prevention, shopkeeper, and drop skull plugins, and warps being added. You will get an iron kit on your first login.If you want to build something large and you don’t want it destroyed, then this is the server for you. Claim blocks can be adjusted to build size.So claim a area start building see what you can come up with. If there are any problems contact me on Discord there will be a link when you log on the server. realtimemc#9082

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mineberry

Bed wars, Factions, Kit PvP, Survival

Server IP: mc.mineberry.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sphinx

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Please read ALL the information below

This is like normal Survival Factions but with a twist, the server is highly dayZ based meaning zombies will spawn more frequently, you can use guns to kill mobs and players and you can use backpacks to store items. Building bases is essential as you will need to survive. Raiding other members bases with things such as C4 will help your grow your faction. We are hoping to soon implement a thirst, better hunger and bandage system to add to the experience. A texture pack is currently being worked on to make it look like real dayz to add to the atmosphere of the server, we advise players not to use their own texture pack as they may get confused on certain items.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7636	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EcoKraft

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ECO KRAFT Is a modern city economy roleplay server where the sky is the limit. You start off as a citizen with 2000$ in their back pocket but soon after investing your money in the right places like the Stock Exchange, Apartment Buildings, Stores you will quickly make your way up the ladder to being able to afford prime retail space on the busiest streets on the server, Mansions that people dream about, Large farms to stock your stores and earn you money. There is no set guidelines on how you make your money so the industry is limitless. “Play It Your Way”

We strive to be different to the economy servers already out there. So we implemented a royal family which is a governing body over the server. You’ll see such events as the Royal Wedding, The Queens Speech, The Annual March taking place on the server. You can marry a royal and become part of the royal family. You can run for Prime Minister, Or maybe a Spy job at MI5 sounds better? Come join in the fun today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

702netzwerk

AcidIsland, Bungeecord, CaveBlock, challenge, Discord, Economy, Mobarena, Paper, Skyblock, Vote Rewards

Server IP: 702Netzwerk.de

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mystic Universe

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

2 Year Anniversary Celebration Jan. 3 2020! Join us for giveaways and more!

Mystic Universe combines greatest server plugins to create our unique Towny & Survival experience. Designed by the players for the players, you’ll never feel left out.

Active Development with over 5 Years experience * MCMMO * /back enabled for all players * Unique In-game Rank System * Custom Mobs & Bosses * In-depth Support System – Everything you need can be found in game or on Discord * Custom Enchantments & Items, Voting Rewards, more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Towns Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Auroracraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

Bringing Auroracraft back to life under new ownership. After almost 6 months of being down we are back and stronger than ever. In Auroracraft v9 we have: PVP factions Bounties GUI shop And More Stop by at play.auroracraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	518121
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Skymines

Factions, op prison

Shipwreck(1.8-1.17) (Skyblock based Gamemode):

» Custom Quests» Daily Rewards» Tokens» Dungeons» Island Upgrades» Custom Generator» Limited Mines» Hidden Treasure» Island Top #1 – 50$ Paypal or $150 Store Voucher» Island Top #2-5 – 25$-100$ – Store Vouchers

Outbreak(1.8) (8 Week Custom Gamemode):

» Week 1-6 is Gathering Money and Supplies (Mining)» Week 7 Server turns into factions based and you Gather your Gang and build your bases» Week 8 is Fight week, All claims go unclaimed and PvP is enabled with one lives per player.» Last Gang Standing after Week 8 Wins 100$ Paypal or $150 Store Voucher» Gang #2 Wins 75$ Store Voucher | Gang #3 Wins 50$ Store Voucher» Play to Win» Competitve Never before seen gamemode!

OP Prison (1.8-1.17):

» Custom Enchants» Custom Mining & Fishing» Custom Blocks» Coinflips» First to Prestige Master Gets $150 Store Voucher

OG Prison(1.7-1.8):

» Orignal Prison Experience» No Custom Enchants» Cell Blocks A-D» Cells

OP Factions(1.8-1.14):» Perks» GKits» Custom Enchants» Balanced Economy» 10 Min KoTHs» $200 FTop Store Voucher or $100 Paypal

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.