The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1789	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Right2Craft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To Right2Craft We Are A Non-Profit Based Server Where All Donations Ranks Purchased Are To Be towards The Upkeep Of The Fourms And Server This Is An Australian Hosted Server Players From All Around The World Are Welcome To Play As Listed Gamemodes Survival, Skyblock

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hermespvp

Aventura, Economy, Exploring, games, Multiplayer Survival, Protecciones, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Survival Games

Minecraft Java Survival 1.8.9 Semi Vanilla where you can explore freely obtaining protections to expand and build your home! 🌲🌲

Clan system,Warp Crates

Optimized PvP

If there are any bugs you can report them and we will be aware of the tickets!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ealain

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Ealain is a place for those who love the nostalgic feeling of Minecraft. We have in game ranks based on played time instead of economy, so those who are online more can build more elaborate lands, and rank up as they grow an empire! We are always open to new suggestions, and hope you enjoy our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kobums

Survival

This is a network server full of different servers for all players! We offer skyblock, pvp, pve, factons, and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aquaxo

Server IP: aquaxo.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SurvivalByte

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalByte! This is a PvP Magic / power survival server! Cast spells! Annihilate your enemies in the arena! (wip) Fight Custom Bosses in special events!

The world is confined to a small space of currently, 5000×5000 blocks, so that no one can travel 2 million blocks out and have no combat! this server is 24/7 up, if it is ever down, that means it is in maintenance. (adding new plugins and content, etc)

Join the server discord!

https://discord.gg/RtvyNmH

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Serwer Otavi.pl

PvP, Roleplay

Otavi.pl minecraft server [RP]

On our server we offer: -plots -apartments in the city -shops -dynmap -hidden boxes -numerous events -server stability and security

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Locaarg 0 ping arg

Adventure, Combat, Custom Enchants

Welcome to locaarg, a server hosted in Argentina with the survivalOP modality and soon practice and bedwars 1.16.5 Bedrock IP: 45.186.131.130 and port 25565

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Illager Net

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-anarchy vanilla hardcore. 72-hour ban on death. Randomized spawn. Discord chat integration.

This server has minimal moderation, relying on anti x-ray, anticheat, and plugin design to promote fairness and civility. Though we don’t have any hard set rules, we do want to promote an enjoyable play environment in line with the spirit of Hardcore. Action will be taken against exceptionally disruptive players. In general, remember:

– Don’t abuse client hacks – No malicious use of scripts or bots – Be respectful in chat – Raiding, Griefing, and PvP are fully permitted – Use common sense

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9693	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Covalent Space

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Come hang out and build stuff with us in this friendly and chill environment! Level up your skills with mcMMO, buy things and stuff from the Economy store, lay claim to blocks to build a safe home, take on Jobs from Citizens, and more!

Bedrock players can even join in on the fun! Simply join via bedrock.covalent.space instead. If you are a console user please read https://wiki.geysermc.org/geyser/using-geyser-with-consoles/ to follow the guide for your specific console.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Null smp

Cracked

A MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SMP(Cracked)

VERY GOOD SPAWN WITH CHERRY BLOSSOM AND FROZEN PEAKS

VERY IMPORTANT TIMINGS

3:10pm to 9:00pm Indian standard time and only INDIANS ALLOWED

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mapachos

Survival, Towny

Survival Server 1.16

We have missions, special jobs, boxes with personalized items and many other things, stop by our server and get to know the Mapachos experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TugasProFun

Economy, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Survival Server. Exclusive Content. We are a small survival server trying to stand out from the rest. We provide the best survival experience in minecraft and release new content every week.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Warrenlane1.aternos

Pixelmon

this a smp pixelmon server come join to meet new ppl

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Enthix Network

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Enthix is a modern multi community gaming server supporting many games like Minecraft, Garry’s Mod, Counter Strike, FiveM and many more! Why join our server: – No pay to win. – 1 paid rank(so we don’t care about money) – No lagg. – Easy to understand.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4222	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.