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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8586 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 163 |
Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!