The Oldies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	8590	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3036

New Minecraft Servers

NEW 1.19 MAP!

The Oldies was created as a haven for mature adult Minecraft players to create, survive, and socialize in a unique semi-vanilla community. We understand that it’s hard to find a spot for just us, so we made it easy!

Apply on our Discord to be whitelisted in our community! Discord – discord.gg/QQPs6y4vKC Server IP – theoldies.apexmc.co Server Direct IP – 135.148.52.83:25682

Please Note – This server is running a Paper version of Minecraft with minor QoL plugins, including, more mob heads, tpa, set home, and /spawn. We protect other players items and builds with Core Protect. There will be no need to worry about lost progress due to griefing or theft.

theoldies.apexmc.co:25682

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Farms Harvested:	442	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4232
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	92	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8947
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4193	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	797883

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	3683	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	2026
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	9412

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	402	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5208	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	4257
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Farms Harvested:	767	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Gods Slained:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Potions Brewed:	94
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2003

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.