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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5753 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.
In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!