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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9347 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.
In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!