this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
the newersis smp
-
SelfishSMPSuccess
OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.
So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.
-
CraftyNonsense
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
-
NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!
Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).
So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!
-
TurbulenceCraft: GPU Weather Forecasting
yo, dis server be like a whole new universe, man. we got researchers using fancy schmancy parallel computing on graphics cards to make some crazy acoustic turbulence happen. like, you can literally feel the weather in minecraft, it’s so accurate.and get this, we even got turbulence theory being applied in fields like astrophysics. yeah, you heard me right. you can study acoustic waves in the universe while building your own little blocky world. it’s like science class, but way more fun.
so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the power of acoustic turbulence in minecraft. who knew science could be this lit?
-
CarCraft – Return Policy Engaged
Looking for a Minecraft server that values trust and loyalty? Look no further than our server! Just like how this guy trusted his girlfriend with a car, only to have her sneak out for secret dates, our server promises to never betray your trust…unless it’s part of an epic prank war!Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and forgiveness, just like this guy did with his sneaky girlfriend. Who knows, you might even end up selling your virtual car to your ex-best friend for a discounted price! It’s all about the drama and the laughs on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about trust, join us now! Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual car…and your virtual girlfriend.