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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1801 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!