The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Farms Harvested:	513	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ores Mined:	4963	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4118
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
New Chunks Explored:	576725	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	618229
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	8209
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.