The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3054
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Buildings Constructed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8537
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Items Found:	6919	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4174
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magic Items Found:	4111	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Secret Passages Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	166
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2728	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	329272

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.