The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3297	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mines Excavated:	1035	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Animals Bred:	96
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	9163
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ores Mined:	2771	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4095	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crops Grown:	7354	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.