The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	8999
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1750
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mines Excavated:	3448
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.