The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	4394
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9874	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	6270	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	5125
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Potions Brewed:	195	Enchantments Applied:	191
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8723	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crops Grown:	9917	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4973
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.