The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8029	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7547
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	925677
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2452
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crops Grown:	5368	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Items Found:	1790
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9819
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Emeralds Found:	6484
Runes Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	7566	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	675383
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	8126
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Potions Brewed:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.