The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mines Excavated:	3471
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	8408	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6127
Zombie Dances:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	474743
Emeralds Found:	5436	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	3345	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8237
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.