The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	New Chunks Explored:	902740
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2221	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	220
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3034	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3905	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	3648	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Potions Brewed:	73
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.