The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1021	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	501
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	4508	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1161	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.