The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	168
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8715	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	173	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Potions Brewed:	168	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	494925	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	186
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Towns Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	447715

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7528	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.