The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5593
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5955	Chimeras Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Enchantments Applied:	298
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	143
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4993	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	288265
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Towns Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1250
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4040	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.