The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5948
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4299	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	212

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchantments Applied:	54	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.