The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	2874	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3359	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Villages Defended:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	1182

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!