The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5468
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1916	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	358	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.