The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5765	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2691	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Potions Brewed:	146
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!