The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	2850
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	4495	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	248

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8119	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	2829	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!