The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	5569
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crops Grown:	3252	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1198	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Animals Bred:	62	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	108
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	676
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6682
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.