The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Void Gems Collected:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1109
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5250	Dragon Eggs Found:	3709
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!