The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	255640	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	176	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7023	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9104	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	2729
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Farms Harvested:	802
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!