The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchantments Applied:	282
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	178
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3156	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7069	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3166	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9359	Magic Items Found:	2213
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	818	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.