The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	New Chunks Explored:	491325
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	2846
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	895095	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1860	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Mines Excavated:	4298	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	222
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	2166
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.